ID'ing a dead body

[RichardWhitely]

Dermot died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed some-one to identify the body,so they sent for his two best friends, Mick and Paddy. The three men had always done everything together. Mick arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Mick said , "Yez his face is burned up pretty bad, You better roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Mick said, "Nope dats not Dermot". The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Paddy in to confirm the identity of the body. Paddy looked at the body and said, "He is burnt up bad to be sure, Roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Paddy said "No, dats not Dermot". The mortician asked, How can you tell? Paddy said, "Well Dermot had two arseholes". "What? he had two arseholes?" asked the mortician. Paddy answered "Yup, we never saw dem, but everybody used to say, there goes Dermot with them two arseholes".